Welcome to Steve's World. By entering this world, you automatically fancy Steve. You have fancied him since the first day you saw him and would do anything to get a date with him. You only go down the Bar Vin on the off-chance that he maybe there and hope that if you stand close enough to him then maybe, just maybe he will ask you out. You completely understand that, because Steve is so very good looking, he has to date numerous amounts of women and simply cannot only be with one as that would be "Unfair to the female population".
If you are a bloke, you wish you looked like Steve. You wish you could sing and dance like Steve and would do anything to be like him. If you are one of his mates, you are grateful of his good looks and great personality and fully understand that, if on the unlikely event that a girl talks to you rather than Steve in the pub, it is because Steve decided that he did not want them first and you are second best. You are also jealous of his natural footballing ability and you a fully paid member of the "Hinch for ctr Midfield role" fan club.
So, the reason for this page is for you to get to know the real Steve.. the facts you did not know. Will you still fancy him after you find out that...
- Steve Watches P*rn with Hermaphrodites in.. and thinks it's great.
- Once fell in love with somebody who he had never met.. only ever spoken to on text message who turned out to be Martin winding him up.
- Steve has his back waxed
- Scored an own goal the first ever time his bird came to watch him play footy.
- Does not flush the bog when he has left a floater.
** Check this section every week for a new fact about Steve **.
